GagDragon

Posts Tagged ‘sorry’

so am i boxing up this placenta or pitching it?

technically speaking its not a baby penis its an enlarged clitorus

one minute im changing her oil, the next her tongue’s around her tailpipe and im pulling sparkplugs from her nostrils

we met at a key party and instantly fell in love.

quarantine the kids, and get the parents undressed

whats next? people marrying vacuum cleaners?

she asked for the jumper cables, i was against it the entire time