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Danny Rasmussen was always short. People used to pick on him for both his height and his tuft of red hair. However, when Danny entered11th grade he had a huge growth spurt and sprouted up over 15 inches. His unruly tuft of red hair, while still red was silken and styled. Sure his skin was still fair but he could still swim with a t-shirt. Sadly that summer Danny went away to summer camp where he met a muslim boy, and started studying the koran. He eventually went on to college in California where he changed his name from Danny Rasmussen to his Muslim name Bill Walton 

Constance Pargittlemenses was always the guy with the pocketknife. Helping friends with loose threads or hardened paint drips or eyeglass screws come loose, Constance had a girls name but a guys no-nonsense attitude. Unless you asked if he had a knife on him. Then he would slice your pussy ass neck cause only real men carry blades. And if you have to ask? Psssht, you deserve the sharp end of his no-nonsense attitude.

Stan Towipe was best known amongst his friends as the guy who was always around but nobody was quite sure who he was with, until that fateful day when the red army showed up, then they knew. They knew they were duped all along