tim: oh snap corey haim died. corey corey hallalujah

joel: and holy is his haim

tim: more like a haim duck!!!!!!!!!

joel: we’re brothers man, we have the haim skin tone

tim: its a low down dirty haim

joel: was he on the calgary flhaims

tim: i guess he should have never went to hollywood rather and joined the air force and Haimed High

joel: he must not’ve read the disclhaimer on his bottle of sleeping pillsies

tim: some things just cant be explhaimed

joel: for shaim

tim: wait till we get our haims on you

joel: i was frhaimed!

tim: big daddy haim

joel: he haim he saw he conquered

tim: chaim chaim chaim, chaim of fools

joel: he just behaim a legend

tim: he is haimous

joel: i wonder where he was preghaiming before he went out last night

tim: probably with magician david blhaime

joel: his movies were highly acclhaimed

tim: i just hope he can wash out this sthaim

joel: as long as i can renhaim this filenhaim to something conthaiming the word haim

tim: that shit was flhaim!

joel: i was recently mhaimed by a crazed jack russell terrier

tim:…

joel: when corey haim would go to shake someone’s hand and they would miss it, it was called the Haim Left Hangin, which actually inspired the film Pay It Forward

tim: corey haim is the impetous for the band manheim steamroller.  They want to be called manhaim cream stroller but corey objected.

joel: during the battle of 1812, a young irishman by the name of whit mcfiddletwiddlin envisioned a world where two coreys would change the world of cinema with their off color brand of ‘cute’ and ‘absolutely annoying as herpes.’ he wrote down six words on a rock near syracuse, ny: nothing will ever be the haim

tim: corey haim didnt die he now goes by an alter ego he created during the crusades, and is known to the world as Madmen star John Hamm

joel: we have to stop so i can publish this