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No related posts. Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> i went to easter mass with this chicks family and slyly picked a boog.
it was nice and crunchy, but had a sheen to it
i didnt look down to see it
but it was a HUGE BLOODY BOOG with a crunchy center.
i wiped it on the song book holder under my waistline but to my right a little
soon after her sister showed up and i scooted down
then her aunt showed up and wanted to sit to the left of my girlfriend
so we all sat back and she stepped in between our legs to get to her seat
on the way out of church, on her white skirt, was a bloody streak that to the casual observer looked like a mucus plug for a midget delivery

my snotty red crunchy boog was permanently smeared across my girlfriends aunts white easter skirt

the bad news? we were all headed even further from her house to a fancy buffet
the good news? i had cleared my fingernails of all blood remnants before the mass had ended

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