GagDragon

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my band, during last years “Greater St. Paul area Machismo-off” Donned nothing but a loin cloth made from the pelt of an unbaptised christian baby while eating “Docter Mortimor Willowspeak’s famous 6 alarm chili”.  we lost to the Mitchelton Panthers JV football team, who in all fairness just finished the season with a one game over 500 record.

my band isnt vegan, but on our rider it specifically states that we only be served vegan foods. the only reason this is so is because we so enjoy the look on promoters’ faces when we take a bite of something, then spit it out and say disgustedly: “what the fuck is this horsecaca? vegan food?”