GagDragon

Clint “ragtime” portifino

Born 1927 in Skoki, IL

Clint spent the better part of his youth in and out of detention centers.  He had an affinity for sexual assault.  The sentences might have been a bit steep since most of the charges stemmed from him laying naked next to girls and crying until they touched his junk.  In 1946 he had his reeses peanut butter cup chocolate and peanut butter moment when he poured a bit of chloroform on a rag and started knocking these women out, and leaving before they woke up.  The CIA caught wind of his ingenuity and brough him on board to take down suspected spies without a struggle.  After 14 years with the agency he was given a merit award and his new nickname Ragman

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