past lives 4
October 7th, 2009 | 
Author: Franz “capetillar” Sharalt
boston, mass – born 1969
in 1989/90, during the stanley cup playoffs between the bruins and the oilers, Franz was arrested on public intoxication charges outside the stadium after tripping over his shin length bruins jersey and subsequently telling the arresting officer “occifer! i havent a drink had all day! im drunk not!”
his dyslexia became so legendary he now makes royalties everytime someone says “take me drunk im home”
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