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Harry “Larry” Simpkins

Houston, TX – born 2009

Born to a mother with a speech impediment and 7 other children, Harry was usually alone, even with 9 or 17 other people running around his house. one spring, with the heat index well above 100, Harry awoke to his mother moaning from the living room. he rushed out of the bedroom he shared with 6 siblings, 2 cousins and the maytag repair man and entered the living room to see out the front window a short yellow school bus, a line of people out the front door and his mother on the floor spread eagle entertaining the man he passed on the school bus every morning out front of whispering hills sanitarium sweeping the grass. Much to his chagrin the man he only knew as “lawn sweeper” looked at him and said while pumping his mother; “HI LARRY!”

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