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Bo “Green Bean” Alexander

Born in Macon, GA in 1927.

Bo was the outdoorsy type ever since he was a little kid.  He liked to do everything outdoors and I mean everything.  When Bo was 19 he took his sweetheart Ms. Emily Sawpatch out a swim’in hole where they proceeded to make love in the water.  Bo managed to get a parasite that traveled down his urethra and caused an infection in his left testicle.  Embarassed and not wanting to besmirch Ms. Sawpatch’s good name, being that she was the Reverends daughter and all he suffered through hoping it would heal on its own or at the very least from a tonic he got from a carnival barker that was supposed to cure all that ailes ya.  Sadly it did not and Bo suffered quietly until one night, a few months later his left testicle ruptured.  he was rushed to the hospital, and had to have it removed, the infection was so bad that it caused his scrotum to turn green.  Now left with one ball and a green scrotum the former Ms. Sawpatch, now Ms. Alexander gave him the pet name Green Bean.

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