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Samantha Paulton was a bookish type in her early 30s. Most people would be hard pressed to describe her as foxy, but she did carry herself with a certain pinache that would lead to her name coming up in conversation when the local fellows were discussing girls who were secretly hot. Most certainly because every man has a fetish for the naughty librarian. What they did not know was that in addition to being secretly hot, Samantha had a secret. While most knew little about her other than being the heir too the Paulton meat dynasty, none of the townsfolk knew that she was once a major league prospect in the Kansas City Chiefs farm system. A fireball throwing left handed closer named Samuel “Race-Baiter” Paulton, known for his high velocity and quick temper. After blowing a save against the much hated Toledo Mud Hens, Samuel disappeared without a trace but is occassionally discussed on the New Joe Buck Live show on the Home Box Office.

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