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Frank Rasmusson. Known politically as Franksmusson, is the luitenant mayor of Rifle Springs, where he originally spent every summer as a lad muskrat hunting. Due to his high profile as a survivor of the zombie muskrats, known locally as The Coloreds (much to the chagrin of the few local darkies). Frankmusson was kidnapped and nearly disavowed of both legs by flesh eating Coloreds in early March 2008. He has recently taken to the shine and is often seen wheeling down local gravel roads in his custom offroad Rascal.

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