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Martin Caves drank. He drank a lot. He wasn’t a drunk, no. Martin, during college, had participated in a drug trial for a kidney medication to earn extra spending cash and its unique side effects combined to give him the tolerance of a bull while only standing 5′ 2″. This worked to his advantage as he toured the country challenging bullheaded assfaces to drinking copetitions. He wins. Everytime. Life rules for Martin, who’s motto is: “If it knocks YOU over it’ll tickle MY nose.”

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