GagDragon

Makmood Amireallyjogging sang beautifully. He won three Arab Idol competitions on three different religious holidays singing three different incantations to three different sects of the same religion. His accomplishments followed him wherever he went and led to his narcissistic OCD. When met in the street by adoring fans who wanted autographs, he would sign for each person three times on the same item, no more, no less. He would pose for pictures, only if the camera was prepped to take three distinct individual pictures. He would tell people who said they loved him: “Say that again.” After they would say it again he would put his hand to his ear and say “What did you say?” just to hear it one more time, making the adoring total three.

His wife is always smiling, as we can assume a man of such vain nature would concede to being just as much of a triple threat behind closed doors as he is in front of them.

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