GagDragon

if by we were awaken by 4 am phone call from president Mitch Blumquist alerting us to the fact that his second child Darla had been kidnapped by a rouge gang of outlaw bikers lead by noted money launder and machinist William J Boeingkemp a violent sociopath with a heart of gold.  Within 20 minutes we are picked up by our military liason Col. Wolfgang Peters III, a vetern of every major US operation since the Vietnam war REALLY ended in 1998.  We are given our papers, a briefcase full of weapons including a vegetable peeler, to organic chemistry sets and 4 pearing knives.  We are dropped off in a remote location outside of Albuquerque and spend the next 4 days trekking through the desert until we our 45 meters from the Istanbul’s hideout where Darla is being held.  We silently give each other a thumbs up and a few other silent hand gestures and sneak off to the perimeter of the hideout.  We take out the pearing knives and slit the throat of the lookouts and sprint to the hideout guns a blazing.  When we get in we find we killed everyone including Darla, so we bury them all, plant evidence implicating president blumquist and win the medel of honor for our service to the country you mean, as soon as the growth media showed positive traces of formaldehyde on the clothing of our supervisors, we both knew instantly that the training we were enduring was some secret government trap to convince the people on the outskirts of our small jamaican village that the stockpile of weapons was just precautionary. all of the recent raids, protests and citizens outrage against the government were each single steps towards turning our peaceful marijuana sustained economy into a death producing silent killer. the force with which our government has shown as of late on the smugglers and importers of the jamaican kush and making them provide such a deadly ghost weed is trumped only by the numbers of weedzombies their laced product has created. we are the only two white guys who can save the world from the devil weed. but to convince the american college sector not to smoke jamaican kush is like telling krs one to make sense, it just wont happen, then yes.

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