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she snorted pepto bismal, yes, im not going to repeat myself again

im not saying anyone deserves to be eaten by a shark, but come on, the way she was dressed, she was asking for it.

so am i boxing up this placenta or pitching it?

technically speaking its not a baby penis its an enlarged clitorus

one minute im changing her oil, the next her tongue’s around her tailpipe and im pulling sparkplugs from her nostrils

we met at a key party and instantly fell in love.

quarantine the kids, and get the parents undressed