GagDragon

musicians wearing ed hardy shirts and hats are actually 15x’s doucher and 47% dumber than common folk wearing the same thing

the paradigm: ‘the more beat up the guitar, the rock n rollier you are’ does not apply to guitars purchased that way

tattoos must be so prominent upon tho skin as to convince the unknowing that you are in fact culturally important

if people who went to college in the 80s still think you are the tits you probably are not.

if you actually believe you have a “street team” you are probably an active member in other “street teams” where the band doesn’t really believe there is such a thing as a “street team”

if and only if your career arc looks like this, two 7″ singles (one of which is great and the other is ehh), a poorly mixed ep that only 500 or so were pressed, and 5 “legendary” shows can you consider yourself a punk band.