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if by becoming willing participants in a one time only experiement/parade to study/celebrate the effects of long term exposure to powdered sugar and fried dough you really mean you want to travel to tibet, sell pictures of chuck norris, teach people how to cabbage patch, and make random jibberish words part of the local vernacular, such as “La Raza Penis Face Cock Sandwich” as a term for frozen vegetables, then yes

if by doing chemistry studies on the the vitamin content of fruits and vegetables picked now vs fruits and vegetables picked 30 years ago and realizing that those fruits and vegetables have since rotted and withered away and we should be playing call of duty instead you mean becoming willing participants in a one time only experiment/parade to study/celebrate the effects of long term exposure to powdered sugar and fried dough then yes

if by owning a secret layer under an unassuming chess shop in a small new england college town that leads to a secret head quarters where we meet with 9 other like minded individuals to discuss “matters of the day” you mean doing chemistry studies on the the vitamin content of fruits and vegetables picked now vs fruits and vegetables picked 30 years ago and realizing that those fruits and vegetables have since rotted and withered away and we should be playing call of duty instead, then yes

if by sinister and planning world domination through hello kitty merchandise and skittles commercials you mean owning a secret layer under an unassuming chess shop in a small new england college town that leads to a secret head quarters where we meet with 9 other like minded individuals to discuss “matters of the day” than yes.