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February 27th, 2010 | 
Author: my band, during last years “Greater St. Paul area Machismo-off” Donned nothing but a loin cloth made from the pelt of an unbaptised christian baby while eating “Docter Mortimor Willowspeak’s famous 6 alarm chili”. we lost to the Mitchelton Panthers JV football team, who in all fairness just finished the season with a one game over 500 record.
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Rules of Modern Music #33
if one plays the keys, there must be a minimum of 4 keyboards set up on stage, regardless of how much the others are used. anything less and you’re abba
Rules of Modern Music #32
pyrotechnics must be legally sanctioned in the city in which they are being used, or insurance companies must be a majority sponsor
Rules of Modern Music #31
horn sections must be comprised of the following 3 members – A dude in a fedora who is short, thin and preferably on cocaine; a black fellow; and a guy that looks like the guy in the eagles that didnt go on to a solo career.
Rules of Modern Music #29
musicians wearing ed hardy shirts and hats are actually 15x’s doucher and 47% dumber than common folk wearing the same thing
Rules of Modern Music #28
the paradigm: ‘the more beat up the guitar, the rock n rollier you are’ does not apply to guitars purchased that way