GagDragon

if you actually believe you have a “street team” you are probably an active member in other “street teams” where the band doesn’t really believe there is such a thing as a “street team”

if and only if your career arc looks like this, two 7″ singles (one of which is great and the other is ehh), a poorly mixed ep that only 500 or so were pressed, and 5 “legendary” shows can you consider yourself a punk band.

if you win one of the following awards AMA, CMA, Grammy, MTV Video Music Award, Cable Ace consider your artistic vision a failure

your third album will shift from your current genre towards a playful tryst into synth-pop, which you will later refer to as “experimental at the time”

you arent a guitar god if you dont leave your band to record a side project seen as anything but an epic failure.